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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleI’ll Take Quality Over Quantity, Any Day
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleI’d Like To Keep The Word “Hack” Far Away From My Body, Thanks
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleOn Second Thought, Don’t Tell Me
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleLast Years Official “Typo of the Year”
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleIs This Why Brad from Sales Was Such a Dick All the Time?
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleTrust Me, There Are Worse Experiences To Be Had On A Sea Cruise
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticlePutting Their Heads Up Their Own Asses To Stop ‘Bottoms Up’
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleFinally, A Form of Meditation that Appeals to Me! (Or Not)
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleCan Sex With A Storm Drain Ever Be “Safe”?
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleOf Magic, Magic Johnson and Performing Magic on Someone’s Johnson
Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment...
View ArticleOh Sure, Now You Tell Me: the Practical Advantages of Promiscuity
Like most women, I grew up with the myriad benefits and importance of monogamy being drummed into my head. Don’t take multiple sexual partners; that makes you a slut. Don’t “play the field;” find one...
View ArticleWho Needs Windex When You Have a Scrotum?
I’m hereby offering to hire Seattle resident Lydell Coleman as my maid; honestly, I don’t know that much about his qualifications, but at least I know he’ll do windows. Sure, his technique is a bit on...
View ArticleProblems I’ve Never Had, But Would LIKE to Have At Least Once
Thanks to an endless barrage of televised advertisements for Cialis and Viagra, every man knows what to do if he experiences an erection that lasts more than four hours: try jerking off one more time,...
View ArticleA New Sex Challenge: Join the 19-Mile-High Club
When it comes to impressive sexual feats, I must admit I’m lagging well behind much of the rest of womankind – I’ve never even been involved in double penetration, much less the added challenge of...
View ArticleThe Swiss Cheese Pervert
Take heart, residents of Mayfair, Pennsylvania, and recall the old adage: “Any publicity is good publicity.” OK, so it’s probably a little hard to adopt such a positive outlook toward your town’s...
View ArticleMMA and Gay Porn, So Hot!
Over the last seven or eight years, one of my truly guilty pleasures has become watching Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) competitions. The unique combination of highly precise physical movements with nearly...
View ArticleBlowjobs, Sex and Donuts!
Slate.com, a snarkier and often smarter version of Salon (and Slate came first) , offers this interesting exploration of one of Cosmo’s silliest sex tips ever (which is saying a lot). The tip...
View ArticleBullets Yes, Butt Plugs No?
God Bless America!!! In the good ole state of good ole Georgia (and Alabama), you can purchase as many guns and bullets as they want with relatively little hassle, but if a good ole boy (or good ole...
View ArticleWhat Does ‘Hardcore’ Mean to You?
Once upon a time, a sociology professor of mine told me that women shouldn’t be too hard on their husbands, sons or boyfriends if such fellows pick out items of the wrong color when out shopping for...
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